February 2012
snookidoughicecream:
it is a common fact that 100% of people will stop liking me once they get to know me
Friend: What if the movie isn't as good as the book?
Me: I just can't afford to think like that.
The biggest photo of the night sky ever taken. →
spicyjew:
MY NAME IS CORY
THIS IS MY STORY
2 + 2 = FORY
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
Watchhahhahhahahahhah “guys like girls who can recite the constitution…. while having sex”
thatsmoderatelyraven:
little mama and avril lavigne
remix
thatsmoderatelyraven:
people either take me seriously when im joking or find me extremely annoying and dont understand me
d1sintergration:
things i have mastered in high school:
•how to stay awake from 2 hours of sleep •how to feel inadequate and unimportant •how to whine about everything •how to destroy your feelings •how to cry in 10 different octaves •how to rapidly lose faith in mankind
idiotblogger:
Cause you know i’d walk 1000 miles if i could just have tacobell, tonight
thisiskindoflikeacult:
if anyone ever asks you why you’re crying look them in the eye and say “for the unborn.”
thatsmoderatelyraven:
I don’t have school tomorrow
ilovesquidward:
New law just passed girls who are prettier than me are not allowed within a 3000 mile radius of me or I will sue