December 2011
There’s nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world...
– Steven Chbosky (The Perks of Being a Wallflower)
Remember having Flip Phone Swag? →
emiillyyanne:
thatbitchgotmustache:
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How teens and adults text
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
flatulentassholes:
if you didn’t think danny phantom was hot, you’re lying to yourself and need to rethink your choices in life
eelizastarr:
toloveonedirection:
mockingjaypatronus:
xm0rsmordre:
dayglopterodactyl:
p3n1s:
masturbation-is-illegal:
London learning how to drive
YES FINALLY THE VIDEO WUFBUVWOFUOI I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO GRACE MY DASHBOARD!!!
THE PRNDL.
WOULD YOU LIKE AMMMMMM OR FMMMMM
THE PRNDL
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
Preacher: Follow Jesus!
Me: Does Jesus follow back?
Preacher: ...
Me: ...
Preacher: ...
Me: Follow4Follow?
The most beautiful kind of people are the ones who don’t know it.
– My English Teacher (via hard-kids
)
That moment when your parents actually say yes
bradfordboibre:
new years resolutions
instantly become hot so i can have boys fawning over me
I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and...
– (via overboarddd
)
when i stub my toe or something i always shout “FUCK ME!”
because i want everyone to know that i may be hurt, but i’m still single
I love books. The ability to be sitting in a crowd...
Sometimes I don’t feel very social and I just go to sleep.
– Ezra Koenig (via pe-ri
)