February 2012
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Why do stupid people get to have sex
crackercolfer:
breaking news a teenage girl was cured of her clinical depression after seeing a webcam picture of a person smiling and holding up a piece of paper more at 11
ranchdressingroom:
When I think about books I touch my shelf.
textposter:
digging a hole to the center of the earth because i heard thats where boyfriends dwell
thatsmoderatelyraven:
can i be emma stone
thatsmoderatelyraven:
the party rockers are in the house but are they ever really home
me: i killed your entire family
nitrogen dioxide: NOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
snookidoughicecream:
it is a common fact that 100% of people will stop liking me once they get to know me
Friend: What if the movie isn't as good as the book?
Me: I just can't afford to think like that.